Saddam Hussein has been found. It was obvious where he was all the time - hiding under Iraq. HA!

You know, sometimes I think these things up and they are hilarious in my head, then I write them down and they don't seem anywhere near as funny. Guess which time this is.

Jury duty. What is the deal with that? I've never had to do it. All the people I work with have had to do it. I reckon it would be awesome, like being in an episode of 'Law and Order.' The people I work with reckon it's not quite as exciting as that. I'd volunteer if I could but apparently they frown on that sort of thing. They prefer people who don't want to be there. Justice is not only blind but grumpy.