Why do hot young chicks always get after school jobs at pharmacies? It's very offputting when you go to buy condoms or haemorroid cream or an enema kit or anti-fungal powder for your crotch rot and someone who looks like they just stepped off the cover of dolly is ringing it up. I always chicken out and buy jelly beans. I think that's why they sell them at the counter. They offer an easy out. After all, if you think to yourself "hmmm, I could really go some jelly beans right about now," you don't automatically make a bee line for Soul Pattinsons, do you?