Tuesday, December 23, 2003

Why do hot young chicks always get after school jobs at pharmacies? It's very offputting when you go to buy condoms or haemorroid cream or an enema kit or anti-fungal powder for your crotch rot and someone who looks like they just stepped off the cover of dolly is ringing it up. I always chicken out and buy jelly beans. I think that's why they sell them at the counter. They offer an easy out. After all, if you think to yourself "hmmm, I could really go some jelly beans right about now," you don't automatically make a bee line for Soul Pattinsons, do you?


At 5:45 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Chris, forgot about having to navigate pharmacy hotties when finding solutions for your crotch rot. Try shopping online in the security of your own home. There's a powder product called Secret Men's Business that's about to go online on secretmensbiz.com in a day or two. Don't chicken out, check it out.


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