Saturday, January 31, 2004

I don't like basketball. Any sport that gives an advantage to genetic freaks should be banned. I've heard basketball described as 'chess at 100 miles an hour.' Rubbish. Ever hear chess described as 'basketball standing still?' Exactly. The main thing that bugs me about basketball is that the team that wins is not the team that scores the most points, it's the team that scores the least point loses. You get rewarded for not failing, rather than succeeding. As a matter of fact, the first three quarters are rather redundant. You could start with even scores and just play the last quarter and nobody would notice the difference. Just spray some water on the players and mess up the referees hair. I reckon Kerry Packer should do the same thing to basketball that he did to cricket. World Series Basketball. Start in the fourth quarter, put the hoop down at knee level and make all the players wear whites.


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