Bin Laden's mastermind may be wounded

Isn't it always strange how you hear about who these top guys are after they've been cornered or captured? You never hear them announce that they're looking for Ayman al-Zawahri, you always hear that they've cornered or captured him. It's almost as if the Americans corner some bloke up in the Ramalamadingdong caves then say "a-ha! we've cornered Ali AlAkhbar-Yiyiyiyiyiyiyi, he's Osama's top aide and Al-Qaeda's chief entertainment officer and OH&S rep. He's the one that got them the ergonomic prayer mats and arranged those interfaith volleyball games." Then they trot out some bloke who looks like a cross between a wino and con the fruiterer and try to convince you he's the most evil dude since Stalin.

Of course, if you do see someone like that crossing the street, the smartest thing to do is run the run the bastard over.