When I was in England I had a couple of games of pool. I clearly remember one game where I had a little too much to drink and my opponent was semi-professional pool player. I didn't sink a ball. Needless to say I dropped my trousers and ran around the table. When I finished I looked up at the stunned faces of the other people in the pub to discover - the dacks down run around the table isn't traditional in England. Only Australia, apparently. Funny, that.