Ever google yourself? That is, put your own name in google to find out about the other people in the world who have the same name as you? It can be quite enlightening.

Like Chris Parkes, the french horn player.

Or Chris Parkes, the theoretical physicist and mountain climber.

Or even Chris Parkes, the holistic Reiki healer.

Check out Chris Parkes, a handy tennis player at the University of Bath.

Dinner party? Why not consider Butler of the Year Chris Parkes.

Chris Parkes, man of many talents, engineer, logistics recruiter, dental technician, Secretary for Crystal Palace Football Club. His fingers in many pies, from raising money for cancer to running a gay discussion group.

If you are named Chris Parkes, feel free to drop me a line. If you're not, then don't you feel left out? Why not change your name to Chris Parkes and be one of the beautiful people.

Actually, on the whole, Chris Parkes is not a particularly beautiful person, I have yet to run across Chris Parkes the international fashion model, but we are spectacularly talented. See? We have depth.