"With the immortal words, "You should open your earballs and listen a bit", 27-year-old Tabs instantly became Confidential's pick for Local Reality Star of the Year on the debut episode of the series on Wednesday night."

Now, I didn't see the reality show in question, I hate reality shows and I think anyone who actually wants to be on one has some serious self-esteem issues to short out and is probably a borderline nutcase, but the line "You should open your earballs" is a bloody cracker. I think we should all open our earballs. If people would just open their earballs and listen a bit the world would be a much better place. Earballs, earballs, earballs.