I went to the cricket yesterday. I'd show you a picture but my camera is inexplicably bereft of images, meaning I must have deleted them by mistake.

After we left the cricket we wandered around looking for somewhere to eat and found a korean bbq restaurant. I ordered something and when it came out it turned out to be raw beef. It was also delicious.

I got up this morning and found my trousers in the middle of the kitchen.

Needless to say, [Rowley Birkin, QC voice] I was very, very drunk indeed.[/Rowley Birkin, QC voice]