"...Paging Mr Crazy Horse Invincible"

"JEREMY Brown from Northern Ireland may rue the day he decided to change his name to Crazy Horse Invincible, partly because he did so after one too many drinks..."

And haven't we all been there? Who hasn't woken up from a week long drunken binge lying in a pool of their own urine and vomit with a new name/tattoo/spouse/orifice.

His mate decided to rename himself Spaceman Africa after Middlesbrough won some sort of sporting event. A cup, probably.

Who would you name yourself if some rubbish team of people you've never met won some meaningless title after some arbitrary event, like a football match? As my team are the Canterbury Bulldogs I have decided to rename myself;

Supersonic Eternal Rockmelon.