I'm having an odd day.

I went shopping and got stuck behind someone who had a dozen items and wanted to pay with three different credit cards (flybuys on each, thank you.)

I walked to work and passed a house that had been taped off by the police, CSI New York style. The occupants of the house didn't seem too upset by this development.

I arrived at work and was told I had a package delivered to me. The package was empty. I do not recognise the sender.

We've just had a going away party for someone who left last week. They weren't invited.

What's next?