I was in Newcastle on Saturday, visiting my SO's family. She had some shopping to do, so I grabbed a bite to eat and hung around the mall waiting for her.

A large group of yoofs were hanging around on bikes and in animated conversation with a scruffy man who seemed to have trouble remaining perpendicular to the ground. Without warning he removed his shirt and lay down on the pavers. The yoofs then proceeded to jump his prostrate body with their bicycles. The stunt completed, the scruffy man stood up, then he and the yoofs bid their good days and went about their separate ways.

Dinner and a show. It certainly passed the time.