I must be getting old.

I got my hair cut today - no. 4 back and sides, trim on top.

When the barber was zipping over my hair with the electric clippers, evening up my sideburns, she paused momentarily, and...

trimmed my ear hair!!!!

I have ear hair. Trimmable ear hair, no less.

Next I'll be complaining about the loud rock and roll music and yelling at kids to stay off my lawn.