Australian men beware - Sydney Community College is offering a seven-week course to teach men how to become "modern".

Ok - I have no problem with any of this - go nuts, get manicures, wear cucumber slices over your face mask and take goats milk and royal jelly baths for all I care. This quote struck me as odd, though - "Despite the general image of the ocker Australian bloke who hasn't been near a bar of soap..." What a load of absolute tosh. Since when is that the stereotype? Australian men have always been frequent bathers - why the hell else would we poke fun at the poms for being adverse to a jolly good scrub?